








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1238 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 319 matches | ||
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6343 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6001 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4795 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5045 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4697 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,290,027 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤️I go to school by bus | 21 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | J3FF3R | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | LifeIsAfkinMovie | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ⚡️L | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | lun | 6 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤️I go to school by bus | 1030 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | J3FF3R | 864 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | lun | 705 | 0.26 | 16 min |
| #4 | LifeIsAfkinMovie | 500 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #5 | ⚡️L | 381 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤️I go to school by bus | +2.74 | 69 | 67 |
| #2 | ⚡️L | +2.30 | 73 | 72 |
| #3 | lun | +1.52 | 59 | 65 |
| #4 | J3FF3R | +0.97 | 73 | 56 |
| #5 | n8 | +0.89 | 69 | 56 |





