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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1202 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,373 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1114 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1419 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1467 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1373 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $461,932 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miku | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | AJJ | 72% | 18 |
| #3 | Huilu | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | siivekäs | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | tikkanen | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ilqqq | 47% | 19 |
| #11 | late | 47% | 79 |
| #12 | kalzu | 47% | 15 |
| #13 | lizecipeczke123 | 43% | 14 |
| #14 | Latepate | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jahnu | 12 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | late | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | mömmö | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | ilqqq | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Miku | 2 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jahnu | 398 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #2 | late | 178 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | mömmö | 68 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | ^Herkkupala | 48 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #5 | siivekäs | 45 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miku | +2.79 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | mömmö | +2.44 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | siivekäs | +2.32 | 71 | 58 |
| #4 | Huilu | +1.24 | 79 | 52 |
| #5 | jahnu | +0.98 | 64 | 65 |





