








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2800 | 46% |
| Smokes | 1305 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 637 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 1354 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $534,757 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 345 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mopokari 4 | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | Domitro Dimitris cousin | 59% | 179 |
| #3 | PilluMies321 | 55% | 97 |
| #4 | pepsiman | 50% | 44 |
| #5 | Lapanen | 48% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lapanen | 118 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | WeedCunt | 113 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Domitro Dimitris cousin | 64 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Late | 49 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | PilluMies321 | 43 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domitro Dimitris cousin | +8.39 | 89 | 28 |
| #2 | PilluMies321 | +7.12 | 91 | 29 |
| #3 | pepsiman | +2.74 | 56 | 28 |
| #4 | Lapanen | -0.74 | 46 | 45 |
| #5 | WeedCunt | -0.81 | 60 | 57 |





