








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 898 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1007 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 926 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1076 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $590,259 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j0NsK11 | 40% | 10 |
| #2 | Matias | 39% | 23 |
| #3 | Kumivene Soodu | 38% | 78 |
| #4 | Haippo | 37% | 19 |
| #5 | VitunJulle | 36% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kumivene Soodu | 38% | 78 |
| #4 | Haippo | 37% | 19 |
| #5 | VitunJulle | 36% | 69 |
| #6 | Elekunmulukku | 33% | 52 |
| #7 | Makita | 32% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VitunJulle | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Kumivene Soodu | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Makita | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Elekunmulukku | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Haippo | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VitunJulle | 320 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #2 | Elekunmulukku | 126 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kumivene Soodu | 72 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Haippo | 65 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Makita | 44 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haippo | +7.91 | 82 | 78 |
| #2 | VitunJulle | +2.75 | 54 | 64 |
| #3 | Elekunmulukku | +0.33 | 62 | 60 |
| #4 | Kumivene Soodu | -1.05 | 45 | 40 |
| #5 | Makita | -1.43 | 29 | 35 |





