








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 320 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2129 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1905 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2320 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2006 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,976,642 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot Dank | 63% | 63 |
| #2 | めら DeezMiZzYツ | 62% | 42 |
| #3 | w4sted | 58% | 86 |
| #4 | Ferracity | 58% | 69 |
| #5 | Fraser | 55% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | w4sted | 58% | 86 |
| #4 | Ferracity | 58% | 69 |
| #5 | Fraser | 55% | 183 |
| #6 | dajoan | 51% | 180 |
| #7 | hb. | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4sted | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Fraser | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Bot Dank | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | dajoan | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Ferracity | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4sted | 592 | 0.31 | 18 min |
| #2 | dajoan | 348 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Ferracity | 329 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | Fraser | 231 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | めら DeezMiZzYツ | 98 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4sted | +3.71 | 82 | 80 |
| #2 | めら DeezMiZzYツ | +1.35 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | Fraser | +1.34 | 81 | 41 |
| #4 | PeepCS | +1.21 | 84 | 47 |
| #5 | Bot Dank | -0.27 | 56 | 64 |





