








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1000 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 503 matches | ||
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 190 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,823 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7183 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6189 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5385 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5066 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,084,870 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeepCS | 58% | 69 |
| #2 | Fraser | 53% | 195 |
| #3 | w4sted | 52% | 750 |
| #4 | ConfusedWitness | 51% | 126 |
| #5 | Fred1312 | 49% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Fred1312 | 49% | 69 |
| #6 | Bot Dank | 49% | 238 |
| #7 | martyy | 47% | 76 |
| #8 | hb. | 47% | 115 |
| #9 | めら DeezMiZzYツ | 46% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4sted | 29 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Bot Dank | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | めら DeezMiZzYツ | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | PeepCS | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | hb. | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4sted | 4125 | 0.25 | 119 min |
| #2 | Bot Dank | 428 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #3 | martyy | 375 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #4 | ConfusedWitness | 262 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | Fraser | 254 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4sted | +2.27 | 80 | 74 |
| #2 | Fraser | +0.47 | 79 | 49 |
| #3 | めら DeezMiZzYツ | +0.32 | 61 | 58 |
| #4 | martyy | +0.16 | 50 | 75 |
| #5 | PeepCS | -0.12 | 77 | 49 |





