








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 436 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Faceit | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2393 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2492 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2207 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2134 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,518,955 of utility $239 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 975 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | めら DeezMiZzYツ | 60% | 86 |
| #2 | PeepCS | 55% | 183 |
| #3 | dajoan | 54% | 83 |
| #4 | Bot Dank | 54% | 158 |
| #5 | Ferracity | 53% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Bot Dank | 54% | 158 |
| #5 | Ferracity | 53% | 195 |
| #6 | w4sted | 51% | 228 |
| #7 | ConfusedWitness | 51% | 90 |
| #8 | hb. | 46% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeepCS | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | w4sted | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Ferracity | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Bot Dank | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | めら DeezMiZzYツ | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4sted | 1204 | 0.24 | 34 min |
| #2 | Ferracity | 772 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #3 | Bot Dank | 258 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | PeepCS | 208 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | ConfusedWitness | 203 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4sted | +2.62 | 81 | 75 |
| #2 | めら DeezMiZzYツ | +1.57 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | Fraser | +0.91 | 80 | 45 |
| #4 | PeepCS | +0.66 | 84 | 48 |
| #5 | Bot Dank | -0.36 | 57 | 63 |





