








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,622 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2150 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2060 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4003 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1409 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $901,076 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | don vito | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Doomsday | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Robin | 54% | 170 |
| #4 | TrV | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | snib :D | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | kw6 | 49% | 53 |
| #10 | s1cko | 47% | 74 |
| #11 | ✪ shockwave | 46% | 107 |
| #12 | O w N i x´X | 45% | 64 |
| #13 | LennyS | 31% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robin | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | pyro | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | ✪ shockwave | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | s1cko | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | kw6 | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pyro | 582 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | Robin | 519 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | ✪ shockwave | 308 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Mopf | 217 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | TrV | 203 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | don vito | +3.49 | 70 | 61 |
| #2 | kw6 | +1.76 | 77 | 66 |
| #3 | Doomsday | +1.44 | 74 | 73 |
| #4 | snib :D | +1.28 | 69 | 49 |
| #5 | TrV | +1.26 | 60 | 74 |





