








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2098 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,212 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2130 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2861 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2940 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2281 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,259,605 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | kw6 | 39% | 28 |
| #14 | ✪ shockwave | 39% | 74 |
| #15 | s1cko | 39% | 23 |
| #16 | Mischgemuese | 35% | 20 |
| #17 | LennyS | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pyro | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Robin | 10 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | ✪ shockwave | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | s1cko | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | ᴿᴵᴳᴼᴿ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pyro | 383 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Robin | 326 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | ✪ shockwave | 234 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | ep0cs | 162 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #5 | Rikku | 148 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikku | +3.38 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | TrV | +3.10 | 72 | 76 |
| #3 | kw6 | +2.93 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | Doomsday | +2.08 | 84 | 73 |
| #5 | ᴿᴵᴳᴼᴿ | +1.45 | 60 | 57 |





