








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3564 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3668 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3845 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4075 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $730,122 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 311 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Philton Vollgas | 50% | 109 |
| #2 | Schokiii.exe | 49% | 92 |
| #3 | High_Kick_Hassan | 46% | 98 |
| #4 | Creatyx | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | Dominik | 44% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dominik | 11 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Schokiii.exe | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Philton Vollgas | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | High_Kick_Hassan | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Murat Erdem | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schokiii.exe | 400 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | Philton Vollgas | 311 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Dominik | 310 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #4 | Murat Erdem | 186 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | 99 Punkte Saison | 77 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Philton Vollgas | +1.55 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | High_Kick_Hassan | +1.46 | 79 | 50 |
| #3 | Creatyx | +0.94 | 66 | 63 |
| #4 | Schokiii.exe | +0.42 | 74 | 72 |
| #5 | nichtkay | +0.06 | 72 | 66 |





