








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 889 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 495 matches | ||
| Faceit | 335 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10974 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8121 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9494 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4883 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 8030 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,996,496 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1053 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | NightlyDαωn | 71% | 95 |
| #6 | LeeAm | 70% | 376 |
| #7 | mitch | 70% | 209 |
| #8 | tamerlaneい河正の 꿈 | 65% | 75 |
| #9 | Mr. Chonky | 65% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KHABIB | 18 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | mitch | 16 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | LeeAm | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | tamerlaneい河正の 꿈 | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Rion | 7 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitch | 793 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #2 | LeeAm | 704 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #3 | KHABIB | 419 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | Mr. Chonky | 393 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #5 | tamerlaneい河正の 꿈 | 301 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rion | +2.91 | 96 | 51 |
| #2 | LeeAm | +2.81 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | Val | +2.61 | 88 | 57 |
| #4 | Mr. Chonky | +1.93 | 90 | 56 |
| #5 | KHABIB | +1.52 | 80 | 56 |





