








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 588 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 448 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,155 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4186 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5258 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4640 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5071 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,381,622 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2340 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ExoDus | 23 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Django NA>EU | 21 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Dusty | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Camenor | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | CashMoney1252 | 6 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Django NA>EU | 1724 | 0.24 | 49 min |
| #2 | ExoDus | 844 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #3 | CashMoney1252 | 545 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #4 | Camenor | 522 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #5 | Ins0mnIac | 294 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Django NA>EU | +3.13 | 67 | 74 |
| #2 | Arch3r | +2.22 | 73 | 50 |
| #3 | Camenor | +0.79 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | CashMoney1252 | +0.65 | 72 | 68 |
| #5 | rosebud | +0.22 | 67 | 58 |





