








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 948 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 386 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9057 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7074 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7520 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7803 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,086,698 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 529 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wavef0rm | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | Ins0mnIac | 56% | 50 |
| #3 | Rebels | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | Camenor | 56% | 102 |
| #5 | AetherealPhoenix | 55% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Django NA>EU | +3.39 | 68 | 73 |
| #2 | Arch3r | +1.22 | 73 | 45 |
| #3 | CashMoney1252 | +0.86 | 73 | 71 |
| #4 | Wavef0rm | +0.62 | 75 | 33 |
| #5 | rosebud | +0.24 | 66 | 57 |





