








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1906 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2085 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1911 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1683 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,603,151 of utility $248 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Django NA>EU | 56% | 50 |
| #2 | rosebud | 49% | 225 |
| #3 | 3Putt | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | Camenor | 45% | 173 |
| #5 | ExoDus | 44% | 196 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 3Putt | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | Camenor | 45% | 173 |
| #5 | ExoDus | 44% | 196 |
| #6 | CashMoney1252 | 44% | 163 |
| #7 | Dusty | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ExoDus | 21 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | rosebud | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | CashMoney1252 | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Camenor | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Django NA>EU | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ExoDus | 677 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | CashMoney1252 | 380 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | rosebud | 345 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | Camenor | 324 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | Django NA>EU | 248 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Django NA>EU | +3.45 | 64 | 78 |
| #2 | Camenor | +0.97 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | CashMoney1252 | +0.65 | 71 | 68 |
| #4 | rosebud | +0.10 | 67 | 60 |
| #5 | 3Putt | -0.76 | 54 | 57 |





