








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
825 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 57 | 11% |
| Smokes | 94 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 260 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 116 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $131,550 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gm1ster | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | JT | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | ♛N3mo♛ | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | Happy hunter | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | \ Emilkfp / | 44% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | blockerdk | 42% | 74 |
| #7 | Mr. Pineapple | 42% | 12 |
| #8 | WiKKiD | 42% | 48 |
| #9 | PUF | 35% | 49 |
| #10 | GraffitiKing | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | \ Emilkfp / | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | ♛N3mo♛ | 5 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | blockerdk | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | PUF | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | JT | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | \ Emilkfp / | 133 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | ♛N3mo♛ | 104 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | blockerdk | 87 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | PUF | 76 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | WiKKiD | 58 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gm1ster | +8.28 | 84 | 52 |
| #2 | ♛N3mo♛ | +6.51 | 88 | 45 |
| #3 | Happy hunter | +5.91 | 60 | 53 |
| #4 | JT | +2.00 | 65 | 42 |
| #5 | WiKKiD | +1.99 | 63 | 56 |





