








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 275 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 165 matches | ||
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2905 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2650 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1900 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2844 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1280 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $671,594 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ☃ | 55% | 64 |
| #7 | 141-hk.com/ | 54% | 61 |
| #8 | 讓兄弟煮 | 51% | 41 |
| #9 | Car1K | 50% | 103 |
| #10 | Yasha | 47% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 哈草戰士ℱa ⁴ ₂⁰_و | 12 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Car1K | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Yasha | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | ☃ | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Smoke B | 5 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yasha | 499 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #2 | Car1K | 418 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | 哈草戰士ℱa ⁴ ₂⁰_و | 238 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | ɣ | 203 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #5 | 讓兄弟煮 | 170 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 哈草戰士ℱa ⁴ ₂⁰_و | +3.76 | 68 | 61 |
| #2 | Smoke B | +3.49 | 73 | 58 |
| #3 | ☃ | +3.44 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | JimCheung | +0.95 | 50 | 57 |
| #5 | 讓兄弟煮 | +0.78 | 58 | 62 |





