








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 566 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,685 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1752 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1615 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1867 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1451 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $813,334 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 讓兄弟煮 | 57% | 37 |
| #7 | Car1K | 52% | 73 |
| #8 | ɣ | 50% | 22 |
| #9 | Yasha | 49% | 59 |
| #10 | 呀婆走得快 | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Car1K | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | JimCheung | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Yasha | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | 讓兄弟煮 | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | 141-hk.com/ | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yasha | 314 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #2 | JimCheung | 281 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Car1K | 249 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | 讓兄弟煮 | 163 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | ɣ | 131 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 哈草戰士ℱa ⁴ ₂⁰_و | +3.13 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | 讓兄弟煮 | +1.21 | 59 | 66 |
| #3 | JimCheung | +0.11 | 46 | 57 |
| #4 | 141-hk.com/ | +0.01 | 75 | 42 |
| #5 | 呀婆走得快 | -0.68 | 50 | 54 |





