








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 471 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 223 matches | ||
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,289 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2665 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1833 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2735 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2056 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,216,419 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JimCheung | 61% | 79 |
| #2 | 141-hk.com/ | 58% | 130 |
| #3 | 呀婆走得快 | 57% | 100 |
| #4 | Car1K | 55% | 122 |
| #5 | Yasha | 54% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Car1K | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | 141-hk.com/ | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Yasha | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | 呀婆走得快 | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | ɣ | 5 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yasha | 688 | 0.29 | 15 min |
| #2 | Car1K | 486 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #3 | 141-hk.com/ | 250 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | 讓兄弟煮 | 240 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #5 | 只有殘局沒有教學 | 227 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smoke B | +2.89 | 71 | 58 |
| #2 | JimCheung | +1.43 | 52 | 60 |
| #3 | 呀婆走得快 | +0.62 | 47 | 61 |
| #4 | 只有殘局沒有教學 | +0.16 | 52 | 55 |
| #5 | Car1K | +0.06 | 61 | 60 |





