








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,926 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 859 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1500 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2088 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1479 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,115,087 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | TomatoSlammer | 51% | 67 |
| #5 | Whipler | 49% | 57 |
| #6 | JIMMIE | 47% | 133 |
| #7 | Fяєє∂σмραуѕ | 38% | 21 |
| #8 | petsson | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gurrrken | 7 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | TomatoSlammer | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | JIMMIE | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Whipler | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Lennartsson | 5 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whipler | 152 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | JIMMIE | 125 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | gurrrken | 80 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lennartsson | 76 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | petsson | 52 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lennartsson | +3.21 | 42 | 63 |
| #2 | GoonMaxer6000 | +1.32 | 52 | 44 |
| #3 | gurrrken | +0.17 | 52 | 41 |
| #4 | Whipler | -0.86 | 34 | 52 |
| #5 | JIMMIE | -2.30 | 60 | 50 |





