








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 730 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 381 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4344 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5105 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4018 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4629 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5823 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $501,809 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 819 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | petsson | 33 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | gurrrken | 30 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Knotthult | 16 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | TomatoSlammer | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | POSSYMASTER69 | 4 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | petsson | 501 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | gurrrken | 486 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | Knotthult | 51 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | TomatoSlammer | 40 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | POSSYMASTER69 | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lennartsson | +2.62 | 44 | 65 |
| #2 | gurrrken | -0.44 | 42 | 44 |
| #3 | Knotthult | -0.85 | 50 | 16 |
| #4 | POSSYMASTER69 | -1.71 | 32 | 38 |
| #5 | TomatoSlammer | -2.74 | 9 | 26 |





