








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 984 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 836 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5895 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1426 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 4946 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3150 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,957,226 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 459 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scatimoosh | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | erik.v.v | 52% | 503 |
| #3 | Taboozle | 52% | 108 |
| #4 | Prophesier Crazy | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scatimoosh | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | erik.v.v | 52% | 503 |
| #3 | Taboozle | 52% | 108 |
| #4 | Prophesier Crazy | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erik.v.v | 24 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Taboozle | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Prophesier Crazy | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Scatimoosh | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erik.v.v | 936 | 0.09 | 26 min |
| #2 | Taboozle | 194 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Scatimoosh | 127 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Prophesier Crazy | 84 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANTI VENOM | +2.47 | 94 | 55 |
| #2 | Scatimoosh | +1.93 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | Taboozle | +0.60 | 81 | 62 |
| #4 | erik.v.v | -0.07 | 65 | 64 |
| #5 | Prophesier Crazy | -1.97 | 56 | 59 |





