








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 420 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,363 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3452 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3628 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4660 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4623 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,301,382 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Chessell | 48% | 79 |
| #6 | A.W | 47% | 36 |
| #7 | Daiki Aomine | 47% | 75 |
| #8 | Arctiz | 46% | 242 |
| #9 | bluntzyzz | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arctiz | 46 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Bot Ollu | 41 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | ciggy cat | 16 | 0.0192 |
| #4 | Daiki Aomine | 13 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | bluntzyzz | 10 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arctiz | 831 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | Bot Ollu | 707 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #3 | Chessell | 395 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #4 | Daiki Aomine | 378 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #5 | ciggy cat | 270 | 0.32 | 7 min |





