








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
915 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,789 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 909 | 33% |
| Smokes | 644 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 493 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 743 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $217,947 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Harry | 40% | 5 |
| #9 | Matt | 38% | 8 |
| #10 | ciggy cat | 36% | 22 |
| #11 | Daiki Aomine | 33% | 6 |
| #12 | Chessell | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ラクダの猫のワーム | 10 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | Bot Ollu | 8 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | ciggy cat | 8 | 0.0191 |
| #4 | Arctiz | 7 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | peter | 2 | 0.0185 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot Ollu | 141 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Arctiz | 131 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | ciggy cat | 126 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #4 | ラクダの猫のワーム | 104 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | KΣLT | 30 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matt | +2.92 | 67 | 58 |
| #2 | bluntzyzz | +2.30 | 88 | 54 |
| #3 | peter | +1.19 | 49 | 78 |
| #4 | Bot Ollu | +1.15 | 85 | 52 |
| #5 | KΣLT | +0.99 | 84 | 77 |





