








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 440 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,038 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4889 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3052 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2360 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2737 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,087,035 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 389 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bonkeisha ϟ | 61% | 61 |
| #2 | IPawnDeySi | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | ʇʇɐɯ | 53% | 40 |
| #4 | joecat | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | Daiki Aomine | 51% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | LimeGrab | 50% | 70 |
| #9 | ラクダの猫のワーム | 50% | 197 |
| #10 | Chessell | 48% | 42 |
| #11 | ciggy cat | 47% | 32 |
| #12 | Arctiz | 46% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ラクダの猫のワーム | 35 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Arctiz | 27 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Daiki Aomine | 26 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | LimeGrab | 12 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | Chessell | 10 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daiki Aomine | 734 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | Arctiz | 596 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | ラクダの猫のワーム | 494 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | Chessell | 224 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #5 | Bonkeisha ϟ | 208 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bluntzyzz | +2.78 | 89 | 48 |
| #2 | LimeGrab | +1.80 | 93 | 53 |
| #3 | Chessell | +1.51 | 87 | 60 |
| #4 | IPawnDeySi | +1.29 | 91 | 49 |
| #5 | Bot Ollu | +1.26 | 84 | 49 |





