








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2792 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2561 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1897 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1515 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $604,208 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubble | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | artie | 62% | 29 |
| #3 | bazsy | 61% | 56 |
| #4 | largesoda | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | Latvija100 | 52% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubble | +4.42 | 93 | 43 |
| #2 | eadee | +2.78 | 84 | 53 |
| #3 | bazsy | +1.21 | 68 | 44 |
| #4 | CreativeGenie | +1.01 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | largesoda | +0.70 | 85 | 49 |





