








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1608 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Wingman | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3931 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4519 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3994 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3639 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,055,378 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StarKoz | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | ✪ BroKeN 暁 | 62% | 65 |
| #3 | Nobody ゼウス● | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | Colo à chier sur | 57% | 92 |
| #5 | KenPachi | 56% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eloise | 36 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | JEFF | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Colo à chier sur | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | ✪ BroKeN 暁 | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | StarKoz | 4 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JEFF | 311 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | Colo à chier sur | 264 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | ✪ BroKeN 暁 | 178 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | KenPachi | 135 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Eloise | 111 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waxi | +3.33 | 78 | 61 |
| #2 | StarKoz | +2.81 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | Nobody ゼウス● | +2.21 | 90 | 57 |
| #4 | ✪ BroKeN 暁 | +1.32 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | KenPachi | +1.16 | 83 | 63 |





