








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 85 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4447 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3588 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3895 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4014 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,203,249 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Remlina | 65% | 160 |
| #4 | Zithic | 62% | 253 |
| #5 | Vexed | でんせつてき | 61% | 38 |
| #6 | Slipper | 58% | 77 |
| #7 | immense | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zithic | 63 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | Remlina | 49 | 0.0148 |
| #3 | Slipper | 21 | 0.0138 |
| #4 | remi | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | immense | 6 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slipper | +3.53 | 84 | 69 |
| #2 | Zithic | +3.34 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | Remlina | +2.29 | 77 | 46 |
| #4 | remi | +0.95 | 65 | 58 |
| #5 | Vexed | でんせつてき | +0.08 | 80 | 48 |





