








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 296 | 26% |
| Smokes | 255 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 427 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 151 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,777 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trolli | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | eGo | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | Masoj | 51% | 37 |
| #4 | ماركو | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | DonDonald007 | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | eGo | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | Masoj | 51% | 37 |
| #4 | ماركو | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | DonDonald007 | 33% | 27 |
| #6 | b00m | 31% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eGo | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Masoj | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | DonDonald007 | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | ماركو | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eGo | 89 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Masoj | 77 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | DonDonald007 | 28 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | b00m | 21 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Trolli | 6 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trolli | +6.75 | 67 | 61 |
| #2 | Masoj | +4.30 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | eGo | +4.21 | 65 | 57 |
| #4 | ماركو | +0.17 | 45 | 27 |
| #5 | DonDonald007 | -4.08 | 12 | 64 |





