








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 459 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2028 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1238 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1151 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2059 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1236 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $796,975 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masoj | 57% | 65 |
| #2 | grafvmd | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | eGo | 54% | 81 |
| #4 | mymks | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | b00m | 49% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ماركو | 48% | 27 |
| #7 | DonDonald007 | 45% | 91 |
| #8 | Mett_Iglu | 41% | 17 |
| #9 | alucarD | 31% | 48 |
| #10 | Xialma | 31% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masoj | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | b00m | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | eGo | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Xialma | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | DonDonald007 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eGo | 180 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | DonDonald007 | 149 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Masoj | 135 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | b00m | 75 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | mymks | 60 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masoj | +3.64 | 67 | 67 |
| #2 | eGo | +3.29 | 63 | 58 |
| #3 | mymks | +2.44 | 44 | 75 |
| #4 | Trolli | +1.83 | 54 | 60 |
| #5 | ماركو | +0.36 | 55 | 24 |





