








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 583 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Renown | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,522 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3013 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3625 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2735 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2149 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,470,262 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eGo | 60% | 162 |
| #2 | Trolli | 57% | 65 |
| #3 | blam. | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | Nukezz | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | b00m | 52% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ماركو | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | eGo | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | b00m | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Trolli | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | DonDonald007 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eGo | 346 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | ماركو | 128 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #3 | DonDonald007 | 125 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | blam. | 101 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | b00m | 91 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nukezz | +4.57 | 80 | 54 |
| #2 | blam. | +3.90 | 87 | 67 |
| #3 | eGo | +3.24 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | Masoj | +1.90 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | Trolli | +0.29 | 47 | 59 |





