








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1229 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1895 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1361 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1889 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,246,578 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Yarazaga | 51% | 45 |
| #5 | insekt | 50% | 38 |
| #6 | Azure | 41% | 37 |
| #7 | K I N G | 40% | 15 |
| #8 | Matsu | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ched | 194 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Azure | 134 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Matsu | 85 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | Yarazaga | 70 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | insekt | 68 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b1zn4tcH! | +4.99 | 74 | 51 |
| #2 | ched | +2.12 | 64 | 64 |
| #3 | K I N G | +1.08 | 65 | 52 |
| #4 | Matsu | -0.86 | 25 | 53 |
| #5 | Azure | -1.36 | 59 | 56 |





