








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1615 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2831 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2159 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1235 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $544,306 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xynn | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | Kung King Kang | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | b1zn4tcH! | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Hoshi Nova | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | YukariReiki | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | onana | 22 | 0.0337 |
| #2 | ja mes | 13 | 0.0166 |
| #3 | b1zn4tcH! | 10 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | Wretched | 6 | 0.0111 |
| #5 | Hoshi Nova | 6 | 0.0125 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K I N G | 81 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Xynn | 81 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | Hoshi Nova | 80 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Matsu | 77 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | ched | 72 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b1zn4tcH! | +5.48 | 67 | 45 |
| #2 | onana | +5.02 | 72 | 41 |
| #3 | ja mes | +4.61 | 70 | 39 |
| #4 | YukariReiki | +4.26 | 59 | 55 |
| #5 | K I N G | +3.40 | 61 | 54 |





