








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 936 | 43% |
| Smokes | 555 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 394 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 316 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $107,350 of utility $38 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Box | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | mussmuss | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | M1TA5H1 | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | mahesh_balle | 48% | 75 |
| #5 | GuardiaN | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | scindrome | 41% | 39 |
| #12 | Ar1se | 39% | 38 |
| #13 | HaWk | 38% | 8 |
| #14 | Nek0 | 33% | 9 |
| #15 | aSTRO | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Box | +5.10 | 89 | 59 |
| #2 | GuardiaN | +3.10 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | Ar1se | +1.86 | 88 | 67 |
| #4 | baapMostourizer | +0.96 | 70 | 36 |
| #5 | Nek0 #Opium_Gaming | +0.90 | 61 | 51 |





