








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 469 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2746 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1006 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1563 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1038 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1919 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,210,506 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuardiaN | 57% | 89 |
| #2 | mussmuss | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | HaWk | 54% | 57 |
| #4 | aSTRO | 53% | 77 |
| #5 | Fraction | 53% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | BabaYaga-TheBoogeyman | 48% | 75 |
| #11 | baapMostourizer | 47% | 78 |
| #12 | Nek0 #Opium_Gaming | 45% | 33 |
| #13 | scindrome | 43% | 49 |
| #14 | Ar1se | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuardiaN | +4.02 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | HaWk | +1.70 | 87 | 57 |
| #3 | baapMostourizer | +1.38 | 75 | 27 |
| #4 | Fraction | +1.09 | 58 | 71 |
| #5 | Ar1se | +0.93 | 88 | 72 |





