








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,411 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1205 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2232 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1682 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1292 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $766,566 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wity | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | Elzi87 | 63% | 64 |
| #3 | The mighty boar | 58% | 48 |
| #4 | rroopee | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | Chimmis | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nahkisssss | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Avancer | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Raeyhae-Jopade | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Wity | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Pasanen | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nahkisssss | 400 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Avancer | 184 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | RiksX | 175 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #4 | Vegeh | 106 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | The mighty boar | 78 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hansooolo | +1.99 | 68 | 67 |
| #2 | Cariox ❟❛❟ | +1.78 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | Wity | +1.22 | 64 | 67 |
| #4 | nahkisssss | +1.11 | 46 | 64 |
| #5 | The mighty boar | +1.02 | 61 | 62 |





