








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 358 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3990 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 885 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1419 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1441 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1188 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,688,617 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AriuS | 20 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | DumpsOne | 19 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | JVilL | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | AIIR | 8 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | FluxOnBud | 6 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JVilL | 306 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | AriuS | 241 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | AIIR | 161 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | DumpsOne | 117 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | EvilL | 71 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EvilL | +2.64 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | AriuS | +2.13 | 82 | 51 |
| #3 | doink | +1.45 | 60 | 39 |
| #4 | AIIR | +1.39 | 84 | 55 |
| #5 | JVilL | +1.25 | 71 | 41 |





