








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 340 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2929 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,741 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3877 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3834 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2385 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3645 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $462,150 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓲 𝓰𝔂𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✅ | 17 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Kai | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | CynthiaHo | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | 동그란 | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | STYLISH HUNTER | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓲 𝓰𝔂𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✅ | 902 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | Kai | 895 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #3 | STYLISH HUNTER | 537 | 0.30 | 13 min |
| #4 | 皓皓困了 | 525 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #5 | CynthiaHo | 195 | 0.14 | 4 min |





