








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 512 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6600 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13225 | 37% |
| Smokes | 11911 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3194 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 6943 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,217,649 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 동그란 | 54% | 87 |
| #2 | Kai | 53% | 321 |
| #3 | 小恩 | 53% | 91 |
| #4 | 𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓲 𝓰𝔂𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✅ | 52% | 263 |
| #5 | AD | 52% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | AD | 52% | 132 |
| #6 | CynthiaHo | 51% | 47 |
| #7 | 皓皓困了 | 45% | 131 |
| #8 | 很笨の外星人 | 45% | 47 |
| #9 | 21岁开始赌,直到赢下你 | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓲 𝓰𝔂𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✅ | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Kai | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | 皓皓困了 | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | AD | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | 小恩 | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kai | 1381 | 0.22 | 30 min |
| #2 | 𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓲 𝓰𝔂𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✅ | 1096 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #3 | 皓皓困了 | 613 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #4 | 小恩 | 167 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | CynthiaHo | 110 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓲 𝓰𝔂𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✅ | +3.26 | 76 | 55 |
| #2 | Kai | +1.72 | 65 | 68 |
| #3 | AD | +1.44 | 73 | 35 |
| #4 | STYLISH HUNTER | +1.24 | 55 | 67 |
| #5 | 皓皓困了 | -0.40 | 56 | 57 |





