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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 252 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2268 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2737 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1721 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1167 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1953 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,531,801 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACK | 48% | 84 |
| #2 | m0NESY dad | 45% | 66 |
| #3 | KOS | 44% | 32 |
| #4 | JACKFROST | 44% | 252 |
| #5 | JACKMAN | 42% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACK | 48% | 84 |
| #2 | m0NESY dad | 45% | 66 |
| #3 | KOS | 44% | 32 |
| #4 | JACKFROST | 44% | 252 |
| #5 | JACKMAN | 42% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0NESY dad | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | JACKFROST | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | JACK | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | KOS | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACKFROST | 869 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | JACKMAN | 621 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | m0NESY dad | 177 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | KOS | 108 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | JACK | 10 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACKFROST | +1.11 | 36 | 66 |
| #2 | VOID | +1.06 | 60 | 58 |
| #3 | KOS | +0.26 | 59 | 62 |
| #4 | JACKMAN | -0.04 | 60 | 78 |
| #5 | m0NESY dad | -0.60 | 73 | 47 |





