








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 959 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1676 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2372 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1260 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1924 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,162,147 of utility $308 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 815 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACK | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | JACKMAN | 49% | 55 |
| #3 | JACKFROST | 49% | 78 |
| #4 | KOS | 46% | 213 |
| #5 | VOID | 45% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | JACKFROST | 49% | 78 |
| #4 | KOS | 46% | 213 |
| #5 | VOID | 45% | 66 |
| #6 | DarkSabr3 | 42% | 43 |
| #7 | worldwide | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | worldwide | 7 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | KOS | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | VOID | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | JACKFROST | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | JACKMAN | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOS | 462 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | JACKFROST | 274 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | JACKMAN | 250 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #4 | VOID | 239 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | DarkSabr3 | 108 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | worldwide | +4.35 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | KOS | +1.60 | 69 | 59 |
| #3 | JACKFROST | +1.15 | 33 | 71 |
| #4 | VOID | +0.30 | 55 | 54 |
| #5 | m0NESY dad | -0.11 | 79 | 50 |





