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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 264 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2332 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4507 | 41% |
| Smokes | 3783 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1176 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1470 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $924,636 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 399 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0NESY dad | 49% | 55 |
| #2 | JACK | 47% | 70 |
| #3 | JACKFROST | 44% | 270 |
| #4 | VOID | 42% | 144 |
| #5 | KOS | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0NESY dad | 49% | 55 |
| #2 | JACK | 47% | 70 |
| #3 | JACKFROST | 44% | 270 |
| #4 | VOID | 42% | 144 |
| #5 | KOS | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VOID | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | JACKFROST | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | JACK | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | m0NESY dad | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | KOS | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACKFROST | 930 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #2 | VOID | 489 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | m0NESY dad | 151 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | KOS | 92 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | JACK | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VOID | +1.22 | 61 | 59 |
| #2 | JACKFROST | +0.77 | 36 | 70 |
| #3 | JACKMAN | +0.07 | 62 | 76 |
| #4 | KOS | -0.19 | 49 | 65 |
| #5 | m0NESY dad | -0.62 | 76 | 41 |





