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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 96 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19 | 20% |
| Smokes | 34 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 16 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 27 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $122,760 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOS | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | m0NESY dad | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | JACKFROST | 52% | 79 |
| #4 | VOID | 48% | 84 |
| #5 | JACKMAN | 47% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOS | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | m0NESY dad | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | JACKFROST | 52% | 79 |
| #4 | VOID | 48% | 84 |
| #5 | JACKMAN | 47% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VOID | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | JACKFROST | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | KOS | 1 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACKMAN | 305 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | JACKFROST | 290 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | VOID | 280 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | m0NESY dad | 39 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | KOS | 12 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOS | +5.00 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | JACKFROST | +3.27 | 38 | 65 |
| #3 | VOID | +2.13 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | m0NESY dad | +1.16 | 75 | 44 |
| #5 | JACKMAN | +0.66 | 62 | 75 |





