








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 320 | 35% |
| Smokes | 231 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 169 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 190 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $132,673 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnReaL | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | Elomato | 42% | 31 |
| #3 | Herra Miljoona | 37% | 27 |
| #4 | Elkku | 33% | 30 |
| #5 | LA441 | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | sotakukko© | 25% | 4 |
| #8 | Mill1MP | 25% | 12 |
| #9 | niilo ツ | 22% | 9 |
| #10 | le monk | 21% | 14 |
| #11 | el tiburon | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnReaL | 12 | 0.0237 |
| #2 | Elomato | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | le monk | 2 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Elkku | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Herra Miljoona | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnReaL | 98 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | Elkku | 73 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Elomato | 72 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | le monk | 43 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Herra Miljoona | 39 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herra Miljoona | +5.26 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | UnReaL | +3.03 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | Elomato | +0.73 | 79 | 56 |
| #4 | sotakukko© | +0.42 | 52 | 77 |
| #5 | niilo ツ | -0.97 | 67 | 46 |





