








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1791 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 947 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1772 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1242 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1716 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $409,438 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el tiburon | 82% | 17 |
| #2 | UnReaL | 63% | 48 |
| #3 | Mill1MP | 61% | 31 |
| #4 | LA441 | 58% | 50 |
| #5 | Elomato | 54% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Elomato | 54% | 83 |
| #6 | Elkku | 54% | 65 |
| #7 | le monk | 40% | 20 |
| #8 | ⭕⃤ ๋ | 37% | 27 |
| #9 | niilo ツ | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnReaL | 15 | 0.0178 |
| #2 | LA441 | 8 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ ๋ | 7 | 0.0149 |
| #4 | Elomato | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Elkku | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elomato | 219 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | UnReaL | 175 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | Elkku | 156 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | le monk | 79 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ ๋ | 67 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herra Miljoona | +4.21 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | UnReaL | +2.68 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | Elomato | +2.05 | 79 | 56 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ ๋ | -2.47 | 38 | 41 |
| #5 | Elkku | -2.66 | 66 | 60 |





