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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 504 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5104 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5998 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6781 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5790 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3784 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,235,430 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timo | 57% | 77 |
| #2 | coreis | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | Jukka Valonantaja | 54% | 331 |
| #4 | LaGu | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | jappe | 53% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jukka Valonantaja | 23 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Litti Peukku | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Mikko Merikivi | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Timo | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | jappe | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaGu | +4.41 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | Jani Toivoton™ | +1.95 | 73 | 59 |
| #3 | Timo | +1.65 | 67 | 70 |
| #4 | Mikko Merikivi | +1.16 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | Litti Peukku | +0.76 | 47 | 78 |





