








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1395 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12033 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13238 | 24% |
| Smokes | 16053 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 16447 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 9285 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,905,597 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timo | 55% | 250 |
| #2 | coreis | 53% | 159 |
| #3 | Mikko Merikivi | 52% | 601 |
| #4 | BH | 51% | 321 |
| #5 | jappe | 51% | 290 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jukka Valonantaja | 58 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Mikko Merikivi | 18 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Timo | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Jani Toivoton™ | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | jappe | 7 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jukka Valonantaja | 1349 | 0.07 | 33 min |
| #2 | Mikko Merikivi | 1308 | 0.10 | 31 min |
| #3 | Timo | 902 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #4 | BH | 612 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #5 | Jani Toivoton™ | 587 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arppe | +2.19 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | Mikko Merikivi | +1.01 | 68 | 65 |
| #3 | Timo | +0.99 | 63 | 68 |
| #4 | Jani Toivoton™ | +0.67 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | coreis | +0.48 | 65 | 70 |





