








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 799 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 762 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 165 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6496 | 19% |
| Smokes | 8403 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 10925 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 8249 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,895,219 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 586 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jappe | 56% | 136 |
| #2 | BH | 52% | 208 |
| #3 | Litti Peukku | 52% | 601 |
| #4 | Timo | 52% | 139 |
| #5 | Jukka Valonantaja | 51% | 464 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Litti Peukku | 1320 | 0.10 | 45 min |
| #2 | Jukka Valonantaja | 727 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| #3 | Timo | 498 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #4 | BH | 460 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | Jani Toivoton™ | 331 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arppe | +2.34 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | Mikko Merikivi | +0.93 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | Timo | +0.80 | 64 | 68 |
| #4 | Jani Toivoton™ | +0.75 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | Litti Peukku | +0.51 | 46 | 77 |





