








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 635 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3413 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4799 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3260 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2013 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3454 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,012,399 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 435 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zhongkE | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | femboy_cs | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | Jaykae :) | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | ElephanT | 56% | 50 |
| #5 | DI5TRICT (Mightyena) | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Bogan | 52% | 58 |
| #8 | zer9 | 44% | 25 |
| #9 | Kezza | 42% | 38 |
| #10 | harbor | 41% | 51 |
| #11 | lawlkay | 40% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bogan | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Jaykae :) | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | DI5TRICT (Mightyena) | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | ElephanT | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | lawlkay | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaykae :) | 424 | 0.41 | 11 min |
| #2 | ElephanT | 389 | 0.34 | 12 min |
| #3 | harbor | 354 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| #4 | Bogan | 132 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | lawlkay | 125 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElephanT | +0.99 | 89 | 79 |
| #2 | zhongkE | +0.62 | 72 | 74 |
| #3 | camille | +0.53 | 78 | 67 |
| #4 | Jaykae :) | +0.40 | 65 | 78 |
| #5 | harbor | +0.24 | 80 | 75 |





