








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 926 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9906 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,323 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14575 | 37% |
| Smokes | 11474 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5557 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 7717 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,726,354 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 793 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bogan | 37 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | ProLeps | 15 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Mayhem | 13 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | zer9 | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | argybee | 12 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mayhem | 1164 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #2 | zer9 | 490 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | ProLeps | 416 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | argybee | 396 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | Bogan | 389 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | argybee | +4.74 | 80 | 69 |
| #2 | Jaykae :) | +4.07 | 69 | 72 |
| #3 | joe yo mama | +3.84 | 86 | 68 |
| #4 | zer9 | +3.02 | 84 | 70 |
| #5 | Nayleev | +2.19 | 79 | 49 |





