








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 628 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7365 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,003 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6966 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5780 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6570 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5687 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,173,879 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Sicario | 52% | 289 |
| #10 | JS | 50% | 80 |
| #11 | Mutth Mantri | 49% | 183 |
| #12 | k0k@iN | 47% | 86 |
| #13 | ZeniKoP | 43% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sicario | 1038 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #2 | beeHop | 713 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #3 | Ekzistance | 558 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #4 | RyzeNNNNNNN | 324 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Mutth Mantri | 298 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KA$H | +1.41 | 56 | 66 |
| #2 | nope | +0.71 | 53 | 72 |
| #3 | JS | +0.68 | 59 | 54 |
| #4 | ZolDyck | +0.57 | 39 | 67 |
| #5 | RyzeNNNNNNN | +0.48 | 50 | 64 |





